Recently, a friend was discussing the psychogeographical changes 
        that cellphones were having on the streets of New York. She posited that 
        everyone now was a walking GPS (global positioning system) and observed 
        that the first thing most people do when talking on the cellphone in New 
        York is to disclose their geographical position to whomever they are speaking: 
        "I'm walking down 6th Ave. approaching 23rd St." 
      This acute 
        awareness of place is accompanied by a whole new realm of soundtracks: 
        the ringtones. The streets of New York are now filled with a new sort 
        of music: I've heard everything from Beethoven's 9th to "Pump Up the Jam" 
        chirped out on microchips. On WFMU, we've actually gone on the Web and 
        collected as many of these as we can and play them as interstitials between 
        segues. They've become a new sort of audio cliche, making their way into 
        pop songs in the same way the vinyl scratch or the digital glitch has. 
        
      So I figured 
        that it wouldn't be long until someone decided to take these phenomena 
        and make a symphony out of them. Golan Levin, a conceptual digital artist, 
        has done just that. The result is Dialtones: a Telesymphony, a 
        26-minute piece composed and performed on 200 cellphones. The CD is from 
        a live recording made at the Ars Electronica festival in Linz. The premise 
        is great: the first 200 people coming into the auditorium who were carrying 
        cellphones registered at a computer kiosk in the lobby, whereupon new 
        ringtones --specially composed for the event --were downloaded to their 
        phones. They were then assigned seats in the front center part of the 
        concert hall in a 20-by-10 arrangement, hence becoming the cellphone "orchestra."
      Onstage, 
        Levin and his cohorts were working banks of computers as they frantically 
        started calling each cellphone in the "orchestra." Since they knew exactly 
        where each participant was sitting and what their ringtones would be, 
        they began weaving lines of sound through this forest of phones. The piece, 
        scored beforehand, was simply a matter of coordinating hundreds of machines 
        to work together to produce a symphony. 
      The result 
        is a fairly abstract piece of electronic music. By contrast, Levin could 
        have done, say, massive cellphone versions of Metallica tunes, but instead 
        chose a more ambient route, taking cues from Ligeti's "Atmospheres," Mike 
        Oldfield's "Tubular Bells" and Terry Riley's "A Rainbow in Curved Air." 
        The phones' incessant chattering is also oddly reminiscent of Olivier 
        Messiaen's transcriptions of birdsongs in his "Catalogue d'oiseaux." The 
        glitches and small technical flaws bring to mind much of the digital electronica 
        that we've been hearing over the past few years.
      Dialtones is a symphony in three movements. The first part 
        begins with the quiet chirping of conventional ringtones and slowly builds 
        in complexity, culminating in Bach-like harpsichord fugues. After a few 
        minutes, you forget that the instruments are cellphones; instead, they 
        start to remind you of electronic organs or synthesizers. The second movement 
        features a solo on 6 mobile phones by Scott Gibbons, a composer who fronts 
        the experimental group Lilith. Gibbons taps out complex rhythms against 
        the random blips and bleeps of the orchestra. In the last movement Gibbons 
        throws a phone on vibrate mode onto a pad, giving occasional disruptive 
        blasts of noise to the whole affair. The piece ends with a crescendo of 
        200 chaotic ring tones all going off at once and fades out with one or 
        two conventional rings into silence.
      You can 
        file this one alongside Wendy Mae Chambers' car horn rendition of "New 
        York, New York," Donald Knaack's performances on oil cans and phone books, 
        John Cage's compositions of amplified cacti, Lauren Lesko's contact-miked 
        sounds of her vagina, Matmos' dance music made from the sounds of plastic 
        surgery and Jaap Blonk's new techno music all made with samples of his 
        mouth sounds. Dialtones raises the bar on these examples by coordinating 
        elaborate technical and telephonic pyrotechnics; it's a small miracle 
        that Levin was able to pull this off. And far from stopping at the wonders 
        of sheer geekdom, it also sounds great, making this one of those rare 
        instances of computer-based music where the music is actually more interesting 
        than the machines that made it.